Shocking Tales of Celeb Hookups

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, ‘Black Swan’ Fox Searchlight Pictures Sure, the ballerinas’ tryst might have been a psychologically induced dream, but it still haunts our dreams. In the best way. Read on for more hot and horrifying sex scenes in cinema! So when the adulterous pair finally get it on for the first time in Brad’s basement laundry room — while their respective kids nap upstairs — the audience felt just as turned on, relieved, and guilt-wracked well, Brad, anyway as they did. Acting as female Viagra since Eminem and Brittany Murphy, ‘8 Mile’ Universal via Everett Collection You’re gonna lose yourself in this moment and never want to let it go. The couple’s bathroom tryst. If only we could bottle all that heat into a snow globe. Now we know why Clint Eastwood was so infatuated with furniture. Viggo Mortensen and Maria Bello, ‘A History of Violence’ New Line via Everett Collection When compared to Tom Mortensen and Edie’s Bello romantic romp at the beginning of the film, the married couple’s rough romp — following the revelation that Tom is less a restaurant owner and more a cold-blooded gangster — was indeed horrifying.

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Basically ever since the Ancient Greeks began sharing oral histories of the sexual exploits of Zeus, Aphrodite, Poseidon et al. Below, we look at ten of our favorite recent-ish hook-up rumors about celebrities that include everything from butt stuff and barking to Greco-Roman wrestling and toe-sucking. One was an anecdote about the singer’s foiled attempts to piss on a woman he brought home who immediately left crying ; the other had Mayer whispering to a self-proclaimed super fan “Left me see your fucking butthole.

DMX’s answering machine is legendary According to a Redditor aptly named BobDolesPotato , he obtained rap legend DMX’s phone number from a friend of his roommate’s mom who slept with him — and his answering message was just him barking!!!

Then, one day as you sit behind the counter, tapping out the rhythm to whatever bad song you can’t make out on the radio, staring at a pointless crossword puzzle, something unexpected and fortuitous happens.

I enjoyed the bejesus-juice out of writing that, since it allowed my twin loves of movies and writing about, well, nothing to shine through. But you can’t write about actors, and not expect a companion piece about actresses to follow at some point, right? But hang on a mo’. I thought about it even back then, and realised I just can’t cough up another Top 10 list about elegant Hollywood actresses of the studio era. My readers will roll their eyeballs at me like a row of Marty Feldmans, and snicker, “There goes that Vic again.

Always with the elegance. So, I thought and thought, and thought, then realised I should maybe tie this in with Valentine’s Day: That most traditional of days when love, heady love, is in the air, everywhere I look around, love is in the air, every sight and every sound, the Love Boat exciting and new! Erm, sorry, where were we again?

Valentine’s Day, 14 February So on this wonderful day devoted to love, I offer you something a little different. For the opposite of love is lust, and you can’t have lust without a good slut.

Real Or Rumor? Did These Celebrities Hook Up?

You work in an adult store. Absolutely nothing that follows will be true. You came to Hollywood two years ago with big dreams of making it in the film industry as a screenwriter. You were young and talented. Surely you would conquer the industry, you thought, quickly and easily.

During a interview, Moby confessed he had a thing for Natalie Portman.

Mael99 Closeted transvestite does not equal gay. He was a true psychopath. Darby None of you know anything about J. Actually it says more about your own personal fantasies than anything else. They even do it with their wives and have sex lives that involve no one but their wives letting them dress up and have sex. Even if you were one, though, you still would not speak for all of them, FrisianJute A man that gets aroused seeing himself dressed like a poor example of a woman is gay, gay curious at best buddy.

Sorry, nice try though. Bjorn A Vulvan Sorry but you are wrong. A great many transvestites abhor the homosexual lifestyle. Especially the left, who supposedly respect all lifestyles , love to ruin good Americans with claims of homosexuality, so I find it hard to believe they really, actually accept its propriety! Triggerman Exactly, what is the proof for J. Edgar Hoover being homosexual or a transvestite?

Viet Nam Vet He was a very sick twisted person who must have been gay or tran.

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For Katy Perry and Russell Brand , their union didn’t even make it into the new year. Brand filed for divorce last week, saying, “Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends. There’s no way they can stay together. Virtually newlyweds — they married in October — Perry and Brand are the first Hollywood couple casualty of the new year.

Bowers said, “The great Spencer Tracy was another bisexual man, a fact totally concealed by the studio publicity department.

February 12, Did they or didn’t they? We have the truth! It’s been a wild week of Presidential romance rumors! First, gossip of a yearlong affair in the early 90s between former President Bill Clinton and the stunning Elizabeth Hurley was debunked. By whom you ask? The exact source of the rumors — Liz’s ex Tom Sizemore! Supposedly, Sizemore made those statements caught on tape during a period when he was battling drug addiction.

Go ahead and laugh. It’s way too ridiculous to even consider being true. And on top of that, Bey and Barack are both crazy in love with their spouses, and the two couples are pretty much besties. Let’s keep this crazy train rolling by debunking celebrity couple rumors! Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran: Though they are musical soul siblings, these two remain in the friend zone And while Tay-Tay can be a smidge boy crazy, she’s such a romantic and has tried playing matchmaker for Eddie, setting him up with Tay’s friend, Claire Donald.

Tom Cruise and Laura Prepon:

Shocking Tales of Celeb Hookups

Who went out with who at one point in time? Check out our list of weird celebrity couples! Some witnesses said she arrived somewhere around midnight and left at 4 a. And this doesn’t seem to be the first time they went out. Both of them like having fun, however their careers were their greatest priority, so they moved on, Rihanna reconnected with ex-beau Chris Brown and Ashton started dating Mila Kunis. They were part of the same group of friends that used to hang out together and they decided to move things to another level, however, she broke his heart.

Bowers was most active — were just that:

You never took Scarlett for an exhibitionism fan, although she didn’t have much trouble stripping off her shirt in front of you. You look up at her, regarding her purchase. You glance down at her amazing cleavage again. It doesn’t add up, if she likes being seen. I just wanted you to open back up. I was running kinda late today.

You feel a bit like a fool. It’s hard to resist the persuasion of that smile.

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Bedding a Hollywood hottie is a no-shot-in-hell dream for most women. But thanks to a chance meeting at a club or a casual encounter at a red-carpet event, some regular babes have lived out their fantasies with Tinseltown’s sexiest male stars. Listen in as these secret sources dish the good, the bad, and the bizarre booty behavior that went down.

We don’t reveal the celebs’ names, but that doesn’t mean you can’t guess! Advertisement – Continue Reading Below “I was waitressing at a bar in Santa Monica, and one night, this gorgeous actor came in with his buddies. He started hitting on me right away.

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Most of these don’t end well. Mar 2, Getty Images Hooking up with your coworker can end one of two ways: Don’t be that second person. We always flirted and there was serious sexual tension. One summer, I went over to his house, and we swam in his pond, and next thing I know, we were naked having hot sex. Afterward, we both agreed to keep it a secret. The next day, everything was very normal at work.

Weird Celebrity Hookups.

Bowers was most active — were just that: At the same time, a lot of what Mr. Bowers has to say is pretty shocking. Tyrnauer, who recently completed a deal to make a documentary about Mr. Bowers outlines under wraps. Now all it takes is one pair of loose lips for TMZ to beam all manner of embarrassing information around the globe.

Not really a smoker, I knew bumming a cigarette was the easiest way to talk to him.

But if I were Kim and about to have a baby, I would want to know. Spy a sexy fan in the audience, then order security to bring her backstage. He asked her to come to the after-party at HQ Nightclub. The whole thing was a little demeaning. Leyla takes it from there. He offered me a drink and we continued to talk for a short while, with him telling me that his relationship with Kim was nothing but a friendship, a way to increase his fan base.

Or that Kanye is a Don Draper who gives no fucks about the possibility of getting caught. He was definitely the one to initiate everything and it was all really good. I woke up the next morning and my clothes were strewn throughout the room. Keep in touch xo KW.